One of the reasons I love cruising is because I don’t have to “go out,” in order to be surrounded with tons of great entertainment. My latest cruise ship, Royal Caribbean’s Brilliance of the Seas was basically a miniature floating Vegas. Both have tons of bars and lounges. Both allow you to openly carry drinks as you stroll around. Both are brilliantly lit and have casinos. Both have FOOD, FOOD, and more FOOD. Both have elaborate stage shows with a little something for everyone.
The only real difference is that the cruise ship has kid-friendly activities and no one trying to hand me flyers for escorts or sex shows.And It’s actually why I prefer cruising to Vegas.
On our first night we decided to see the Welcome Aboard Show in the Pacifica Theater, which had bits of every major act on the cruise. It started with a welcome from our cruise director, who was both funny and charming. He was followed by a comedian whose name I have forgotten. He actually only did the opening show and then a 10 pm adult show because he was getting off of the boat in Grand Cayman to join another cruise. At first I thought he was kind of funny, but then he started telling a ton of jokes about a woman he called “Orca” who was parasailing on a beach in Mexico. He then proceeded to tell pretty much every fat girl joke that exists. It was so trite and cheap, that I almost left the theater. Thankfully the kids didn’t really seem to understand him, but the adults in our group were not amused.
I’m glad I didn’t leave, because there were also some really fun musical numbers. I’m a sucker for musicals, especially Broadway-esque style musicals full of elaborate costumes and dance numbers. The few songs they performed were upbeat and even had the audience singing along, especially to “Sweet Caroline.” Even my kids sang along. It was pretty standard variety show fair, but everyone in our group of 9 liked the musical numbers.
My sister and brother-in-law went to see The Company Men, a group that describes itself as Motown meets Boy Band. Although I had wanted to see the show, I knew I wanted to do karaoke that night and since there was a limited karaoke window of only an hour, I had to get there early to get a seat and to sign up. So my sister and BIL went on without us. They raved about the show. My sister said they had amazing voices. She was excited when she saw the performers the next night hanging out in the Colony Club where we were once again waiting for karaoke. Sadly they did not perform for karaoke, but did stay and cheer on the cruisers.
My absolute favorite performance, was by Aaron Bonk, a comedy juggler. I know that may sound a bit lame, but this guy was crazy talented. And potentially just a bit crazy. Bonk is actually holds four Guiness Book of World Records. All of his records center on his whip cracking skills, which are very impressive…and very dangerous. A good portion of his live shows centers on his whip skills, although on the cruise ship he cannot perform them all as several center around fire. Fire on cruise ships is a big no-no, so instead Bonk showed us this video of his most recent record for fire whip cracking while in a full body burn. What possesses someone to even think up a stunt like this is beyond me. It was definitely a bit scary to watch, even though I knew that since he was standing on the stage that he was fine. He was funny and talented. We all loved him. When we told my son and nephew who did not want to see the show what they had missed, they were very upset they decided to play video games in the room instead of joining us. My 15 year old nephew loved the show.
Overall I was very impressed with the shows in the Pacifica Theater. With the exception of the comedian, everything else we saw was great. We laughed, we sang, we clapped. We had a good time. My nephew was a bit worried he might get bored on the cruise, but thanks to shows like this, he never did. Cruisses are so much more than just buffets, pools, and ports of call. Each ship offers unique entertainment options. Just like Vegas, there are all kinds of shows you can see. They may not have six different Cirque du Soleil shows going on on board, but they have so much to offer travelers.